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Manet come and get me (another silly poem)

She lay upon the soft silk sheets
Her hand across her fanny
Her gaze was rather brazen
Despite the pleas of nanny
 
Come in and get me that gaze said
I’m ready and I’m willing
What’s more I’m free, you can’t fault that
Yes free, not even a shilling
 
Her big black nanny bought in flowers
Sent by an admirer
But flowers did not do the trick
No! flowers did not fire her
 
Her big black nanny bought in sweets
Some chocolates quite rich
‘Oh stuff that fattening food’ she said,
(She really was a bitch)
 
Then in he came, ‘twas plain to see
That he was pleased to see her
The enormous bulge within his kegs
The damp patch – could he please her?
 
She jumped on him without a care
Stuff flowers she said, stuff sweeties
The thing I want is plain to see
Come pummel both my titties!!
 
And spank my bottom loud and long
And bonk me till I’m done
Make love to me until it hurts
Let’s have a bit of FUN