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The cure all

“It has been shown that, up to a week after intercourse your blood pressure remains lower, helping you to cope with stressful situations. Furthermore it can be shown that sex increases longevity and helps improve skin tone and gives you a glow.”

All the good things in life they are free
And the best thing is sex, you and me
You can banish depression
I have the impression
And cure cancer and colds even fleas!!

Stuart Brody a professor of fame
Did a study in which he did claim
That sex lowers blood pressure
If taken in measure
But doing it yourself ain’t the same

He says sex soothes and calms via a nerve
Called the vagas, hard wired into lurve
That intercourse jiggles
The nerve as you wiggle
And it lasts for a week but not self serve! 

So sweetheart if you want to gain
To be psychologically sane
You must bonk me all week
To come out at your peak
And to get me to good health again