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No Santa this year
Identifier
005463
Type of Spiritual Experience
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A description of the experience
No Santa this year
As pilot of this Boeing jet
I’ve a confession to relate
So gather round my children
For Xmas this year will be late
I hit poor santa fair and square
At 40,000 feet
His sleigh a right off, reindeer mashed
His elves messed up a treat
And santa flattened on the nose
Of flight N delta ten
Enough to turn the stomach of
All Xmas loving men
But let-down never came the way
Of some lucky girls and boys
They got a shower over Luton
Of 50 billion toys