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Les baigneuses
Identifier
007550
Type of Spiritual Experience
Background
Fragonard - Les baigneuses
Jean-Honoré FRAGONARD; Grasse, 1732 - Paris, 1806
After his return from Italy in 1761, the impoverished artist worked as an amateur on this painting – both saucy and sensual. This vision of frolicking nudes evokes those of Boucher, the Master of Fragonard, as well as the plump bodies of Rubens. The picture acquires its originality from the immediacy of the touch
Me and Kitty, Liz and Lil we went to the Jacuzzi
Kitty is an innocent, but I am just a floosy
Liz and Lil were simply there to wash away their troubles
I like the jacuzzi ‘cos my fanny really loves the bubbles
Men say that Kit’s not pretty in fact they say she’s ‘horsey’
All the men can say about me is that my bum looks saucy
Liz and Lil were touchy, they were definitely premenstrual
Me? I love warm water round my tits – it’s really sensual
Completely nude I leapt on in and in the froth did frolic
Amidst the scenes of country life which really looked bucolic
Painted, of course, upon the walls of this our local club
But nicely done for Blackburn and all included in our sub
Well Liz and Lil sat in the water all they did was moan
‘Bout house prices and shopping and their kids use of the phone
And how their husbands always worked and always came home late
But I’d noticed that one strong jet put me in a heightened state
And Kit said that she couldn’t see (she’s something of a loner)
What it was that people saw in jacuzzis or the sauna
She didn’t get the sort of buzz that I seemed to be getting
And as I came a second time, I said ‘no need for fretting ….
Well Liz and Lil they left the pool still moaning of their lot
And I was red as red could be Kit said ‘Luce are you hot?’
I answered no and said that ‘hot’ was not the word I’d use
So she left me to it in the pool the jets, the spray, the booze
So Liz and Lil they left at 3 to empty homes and kids
And Kit left for her lonely flat and pussy cat called Nibs
And after hours of sensual bliss and once I’d had my fill
I left the sports club in a taxi to meet the hubbies of Liz and Lil
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