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Blondes
Identifier
005452
Type of Spiritual Experience
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A description of the experience
Please pick my bottom, pick my bottom
Say it’s nice and round and pert
I will tense and flash my buttocks
[Please cheer my sponsor on my shirt]
I’ve been told the prize is money
Maybe film star status too
Even though the cynics tell me
That the films they mean are blue
Please pick my bottom, pick my bottom
I will hold my number high
So you can put down my number
As the one who’s caught your eye
Why do they say that blondes are stupid?
I am blonde and I ain’t dumb
I’m in this competition aren’t I?
A prize for nothing ‘cept my bum
Please pick my bottom, pick my bottom
Judges PLEASE, bad news I dread
These men are weird - what are they doing
Why are they standing on their heads?