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Adam and Eve
Identifier
007545
Type of Spiritual Experience
Background
Cleve – Adam and Eve
Joos van CLEVE; vers 1485 - Anvers, 1540/1541
Reverse of the shutters of a triptych (the centre and side panels have disappeared). The first work dated by the painter, in the style of Memling and David. The top part was subsequently recut in curved form.
EVE “Sweety darling I’ve a treat
Given me by serpent sweet
He says apples – just a chew
Improve your sex life (even you)
Why don’t you try Discovery?”
……..
ADAM “Eve leave me in recovery!!”
EVE “Angel, baby please hear this
The serpent said (with sort of hiss)
That one bite would improve technique
Give you an erection for a week
Why don’t you try a nice sweet Cox’s?”
………………
ADAM “Give me a break Eve, go stew your sockses!!”
EVE “Honey, bunny, sweety pie
I know the serpent does not lie
I’ve seen how apples work for him
He bonks his partner at a whim
Why don’t you try a nice rich Russet?”
………….
ADAM “Give me a break Eve, bust your gusset!!”
ADAM [Sigh] “OK my Evy, just for you
On this one here I’ll have a chew
Mmmmm nice, my God! My willy’s massive!!
Lie down my dear I want you passive
Why don’t you try a nice sweet Pearmain?”
……………………
EVE “I’ve a headache Adam, you are a pain!!”
A description of the experience
