Observations placeholder
The Reinforced condom
Identifier
005464
Type of Spiritual Experience
Background
A description of the experience
Reinforced condom
Erect and proud it stood before us
There in all its glory
Made of steel and rubber red
[But that’s another story]
‘Better than viagra’ said
The advert [web site naughty]
‘No drugs, no side effects’ it said
‘Don’t use until you’re forty’
And so we took the mighty beast
Out of its plastic wrapper
It looked more like the sort of thing
Used by a wild life trapper
But how to get my willy limp
Into the contraption?
A crane, a hoist, a suction pump?
A bit of painful traction?
Nope! Here we found the fatal flaw
To use the blasted johny
Your willy had to be erect
Else it would not stay on (ee!)
And so you played with me at length
And sucked my balls and willy
And kissed me till I was quite weak
From love and felt quite silly
And so at length I found at last
That even at ninety two
We’d no need of a rock-hard condom
We only needed you
