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Smoking smokers
Identifier
005457
Type of Spiritual Experience
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A description of the experience
Smoking smokers
Ten a day is not enough
Give me, give me one more puff
I like smoking them in chains
Even though my teeth it stains
Don’t tell me that I can’t stop
Or the smell makes your cock flop
Or that my breath reeks of smoke
I’ll just treat it as a joke
I think I look cool and horny
Not as you say old and corny
No my skin is not like leather
Why can’t we sort this out together?
OK! I’ve stopped the smoking now
I taste my food and drink [and how]
You say I’m coughing less [that’s good]
But all that lovely lovely food
You say the house smells much much sweeter
[I’m drinking sherry by the litre]
My skin’s improving by the hour
[Another cream cake? Yes please flower]
I just can’t win, you’re hard to please
I stop the smoking to appease
And now you’re making grumbling sounds
Because I’ve put on fifty pounds
